Do ants breathe? Like if you zoomed in really close could you see its little ant abdomen going up and down. And do they poop? How much ant poop would it take to fill up a medium sized bucket? And what would it smell like?
(Source: xyvch)
What the fuck is Yahoo anyway. What does it do, what can it offer me that another website can’t do better
1. When you walk into the room take a deep breath.
2. Just sit down and relax, stay calm.
3. Accept the fact that you will fail this exam, and there is nothing you can do about it.
4. Find the few questions you know and answer them.
5. Do not spend time staring at the other questions in a futile attempt to pull the answers from the ether. It only builds stress and anxiety, and it won’t fucking happen (refer to tip 3).
Bonus: Since you wasted no time on the questions you don’t know, which will be the vast majority of the exam, the other students will assume you finished early because you’re intelligent, unlike those kids who stay until the last minute. Only you will know you’re a failure, and you saved time.
(Source: xyvch)
no:
URL giveaway!
so I’m leaving tumblr and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. Must be following me, like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner at May 22nd 8pm GMT. Adiós
(via dearscience)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
“because I love you”
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via an-angry-black-man)
